Men’s TNVC Snake Oil T-Shirt

TNVC Magic Goggles are particularly prepared for you!  They Relieve Instantaneously and Cures Headache, Neuralgia, Toothache, Earache, Backache, Swellings, Sprains, Sore Chest, Swelling of the Throat, Contracted Cords and Muscles, Stiff Joints, Wrenches, Dislocations, Cuts, and Bruises.  And they let you SEE IN THE DARK!  Wear our Snake Oil T-Shirt so that everyone knows that your a rousing good fellow.

This beautifully printed Premium CVC Crew-Neck T-Shirt displays a tip-of-the-hat to the olde time snake oil ads.  Wearing one of these T-Shirts accomplishes several things: it shows people you know where to find the finest night vision goggles.  It shows people you are cultured (Seriously: there is a guy with a top hat and night vision opera glasses.  If that doesn’t scream “culture and class,” than we don’t know what does).  And it offends/frightens liberals who apparently are scared of even a drawing of a gun.

Not just any old T-Shirt is ready to handle the magnitude of the TNVC Brand.  We went through a ton of shirts before finding the perfect ones to print on.  These shirts are super soft, and athletically-cut, so it won’t look or feel like you are wearing a box.  Let’s be honest: who wants to wear a T-Shirt that’s not comfortable?  They also retain their shape in the wash.  Please note that due to the athletic fit of these T-Shirts, they seem to run a tad small.  So, if in doubt, order larger.

Returns will not be accepted on worn/washed merchandise.